The best you can hope for in a

The best you can hope for in a relationship is to find someone whose flaws are the sort you don't mind. It is futile to look for someone who has no flaws, or someone who is capable of significant change; that sort of person exists only in our imaginations.

~ Scott Adams

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"One day I will find the right words, and they will be simple." Jack Kerouac